My name is Ted^{1legally Michael} Kwee‑Bintoro. I am the chief operating officer^{2but in a self-aware kind of way} of Katy Technologies.^{3a technology consulting firm I founded with two of my best friends from high school} I graduated summa cum laude from the University of Pennsylvania in 2026 with honors in mathematical economics and a minor in philosophy. While there, I led an improv troupe^{2but in a self-aware kind of way} and a satirical website.^{2but in a self-aware kind of way} Sometimes I write. I currently live in Los Angeles.^{2but in a self-aware kind of way}